(X)I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
(_)I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
(_)I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
(_)I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
(_)I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
(_)I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
(_)I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
(_)I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
(_)I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
(_)I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
(_)I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
(X)I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
(X)I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
(_)I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
(_)I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
(_)I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
(X)I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
(_)I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
(_)I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
(_)I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
(_)I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
(_)I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
(_)I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
(_)I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
(_)I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
(_)I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
(_)I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
(_)I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
(_)I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
(X)I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(change style every days..)
(_)I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
(X)I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
(X)I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
(_)I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
(X)I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
(_)I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
(_)I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
(X)I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
(_)I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
(_)I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
(_)I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
(X)I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(opposit)
(X)I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(opposit.I'm invisible rawr!...)
(X)I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
(_)I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
(_)I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
(X)I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (euh...wtf..)
(_)I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
(_)I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
(X)I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
(_)I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
(_)I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
(?)I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
(_)I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
(_)I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
(_)I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
(X)I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
(_)I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
(_)I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
(_)I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
(_)I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
(?)I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.(don't know what it straight edge..)
(_)I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
(_)I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
(X)I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
(_)I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
(_)I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
(X)I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.(change style every days.most of my friend to)
(_)I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
(_)I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
(_)I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
(_)I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
(_)I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
(_)I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
(_)I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
(X)I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.(rarely goth but...)
(_)I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
(_)I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
(_)I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
(_)I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
(X)I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!)
(_)I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
(_)I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
(_)I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
(X)I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
(_)I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
(_)I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
(_)I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
(X)I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
(?)I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
(_)I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
(?)I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
(X)I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
(X)I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
(?)I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
(X)I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(X)I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
(?)I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
(_)My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
(?)I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
(_)I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
(?)I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
(_)I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
(_)I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
(_)I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
(X)I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
(?)I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
(X)I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
(X)I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
(?)I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
(_)I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
(_)I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
(_)I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
(X)I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
(X)I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
(_)I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
(X)I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.-hateshockey-
(?)I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
(_)I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every Man on the earth.
(X)I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
(_)I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
(X)I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
(_)I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
(_)I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea
and Cricket, and have bad teeth.
(X)I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: Past, present, and future.
(X)I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
(X)I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
(?)I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
(X)I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
(_)I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
(_)I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
(_)I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
(_)I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
(_)I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
(X)I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
(X)I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
(?)I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
(X)I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
(X)I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
(?)I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
(X)I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
(?)I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
(X)I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Scratch the comics.)
(_)I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
(?)I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
(?)I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
(_)I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
(_)I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
(?)I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times(don't know what it renfaires..)
(_)I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
(_)I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
(X)I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
(X)I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
(_)I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
(X)I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
(_)I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
(X)I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
(X)I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at One mistake.
(?)I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.(depending)
(X)I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
(X)I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it! -im friend canadian and pround of it-
(?)I'm a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving Hippy thing.(depending)
(X)I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Of course! )
(X)I love POKEMON, so I Must be a 7 year old boy.

This thing is so funny ^^but I have to add one!:
(X)I'm FRENCH CANADIAN (and proud of it), I MUST be a separatist freak!